I daily vaccinate myself with a morning cup of coffee so the people around me will not suffer a caffeine withdrawal headache. I'm a good person because I protect others from headaches by drinking a cup of coffee every morning. It's the civic duty of everyone to drink a cup of coffee every morning to protect others from getting headaches. If you fail to comply, you hate people and are a bad person. Drink coffee, the headache mutilator. It has caffeineolytes... what every body craves.