Wouldn't it be weird if #abortion procedures in left-wing states were expanded to all the MEN on the political Left who think that "men can get pregnant?"

They are so brainwashed and stupid, these panzy soy boys would probably show up at abortion centers and DEMAND abortions, at which point the abortion vacuum sucking machines would be shoved up their rectums and turned on, sucking out their intestines.

Then they could celebrate their "manbortions" or whatever. Yeah, they're that crazy.