For all those defiant federal employees refusing to reply to an email asking what they did last week, feel free to copy and paste this canned response, which is probably more accurate than anything you would write anyway. "Five things I did last week as a federal worker: 1) Blew an intern. 2) Embezzled public money. 3) Redirected Ukraine funds as kickbacks to US senators. 4) Attended a federal employees cheese pizza party in the basement. 5) Targeted a small business for audits, investigations or regulatory attacks." There, I did it for you. Copy and paste and you are done!